Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the Creepiest One of All? October 16, 2007

 

Halloween Night on the 6 Train

 A New Yorker lies down on the wooden floor,
So weary, so tired, she could think no more;
profilepic41.jpgso she fell asleep with strength in bane
Dreams that she rode on a clean Manhattan bound train.

The boiler was filled with eerie fear
And George Bush himself was the engineer;
The passengers were Motley Crue
She does not have a single * ing clue

GQ men in Gucci cloth, with tails they seem to wag
Gargoyle looking women and one like a rich old hag
Everyone choo- choos with all their might
In the train of Bush oh my! What a horrible sight!

The train rustles on a bloody clueless pace
Bush, with his devilish grin and foot in the mouth face;
Wider and longer, the city grew,
Faster, the train’s engine flew

Loud screams and the train crashed
Gory blood and broken bones clashed;
Desperate and stale the air became
She quivers in fright with such amount of shame

The 6 train dashes with the people’s yell
With Bush on board, it’s definitely hell!
Oh! how she shrieked with intolerable pain
And begged heavens to stop the dumb train

But he did the ridiculous jig with glee,
And giggled, joked at their misery
The New Yorker thought it was true
That her time was not yet due

The ghastly conductor will now retire
Smarter America will never rehire
A war with no logic but only fear
Lost thousands of soldiers who were so dear

The caboose draws to a sudden halt
Her face down on the dirty asphalt
She was dreaming all along
It is Halloween all night long

Ghouls and goblins is no match
If your conductor is a stupid punch
Another hope is at bay
George’s Halloween will never again stay
For the next election is on its way 

Halloween is just around the corner.

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